CLASSIFIED ADS

CLASSIFIED ADS

Published On: 11/13/24, 13:16

Author: Julian Bleecker

Contributor: Julian Bleecker

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CLASSIFIED ADS

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* A whole mess of classified ads.
* Vehicles from autotrader project
* Turing Clamps
• Help Wanted in its own section?
* Tickets for concerts - some IRL some AR
* Model refactoring (like a plumber) 24/7 service direct to your endpoint or chain
* Homemade and Bespoke ESIs. Variety of embodiments and even custom embeddings if you have retrievals I can access with good embedding model. I can also do unlicensed agentic graphs for your favorite entertainment property or figure (musicians, cartoon characters, film stars), your pets for when you travel and cannot bring them, compatible with various metaverses that allow NPCs and ESIs. Contact Edgar on A331 at endpoint 0x894e5a and leave message.

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MISSED CONNECTION: I was at the Botto Retrospective in Cryptovoxels at 0x3e4 x 0xf892 last Tuesday. We were both looking at the same piece, the one with the 3D printed flowers. Your digitwin CI was wearing a vintage 2020s t-shirt with a logo I couldn't quite make out. Mine was wearing a black hoodie and jeans. I think you had a companion intelligence with you? I was too shy to say anything, but I'd love to interlink and talk about the exhibit. If you see this, please meet me back at 0x3e4 x 0xf892 any day this week at 18:00Z. P.S. My name is Nando. MB35301

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FOR SALE: Arduino-Heathkit 6502 Neurolink Interlink. Built this interface with my son to learn more about neurolinking and mind control interfaces / interaction design. It's a great project for a parent and child to work on together and understand neurocomputing. Comes with all parts and the manual. Nothing wrong with it, just outgrew it. Comes with all the parts and instructions. Contact @Chester8921 on Etcetera, Telegram or SSB 421.324Mhz. MB18072

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FOR SALE OR TRADE: New and new-used Part 92 Turing Clamps. EC compliant. 35 pieces. Will sell individually or as a lot. Contact @TonyTuringClamps on Etcetera, Telegram or SSB 408.3Mhz during the swap meet show. MB3A219

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FOR SALE OR TRADE: Homemade ESI. Variety of embodiments and even custom embeddings. Can also do unlicensed agentic graphs for your favorite entertainment property or figure (musicians, cartoon characters, film stars), your pets for when you travel and cannot bring them, compatible with various metaverses that allow NPCs and ESIs.

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MANUAL DRIVE INTERFACE. Upgreade your manula drive interface iwth a retro, vintage, mid-century, modern/contemporary Logitech steering wheel, F1 accl. & brake pedals. 1000s of models of interface blocks to choose from, or use your game/simulator steering wheels/pedal arrays. Interface through FBUS or Bosch Fly-by-Wire. L5 standard two wire bus. COmplete instructions and video interlinks easily to serive agentics. MB35305

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REMOTE DIS-DISABLER. Integrates a the core level to prevent remote disabling of any autonomous vehicle using ARM, Huwei, Qualcomm, AMD, Bosch, NVIDIA, Logi AV Logic Engines. Additional features include remote control of vehicle, remote diagnostics, remote repair, remote refueling, remote recharging, remote valet, remote parking, remote summoning, remote delivery, remote retrieval, remote maintenance, remote cleaning, remote customization, remote tuning, remote upgrades, remote downgrades, remote reconfigurations, remote re-embodiments, remote re-embeddings. Accessories available for all makes and models to retrieve autonomous vehicles from parking lockdowns, citation/warrant holds, non-payment lockouts, bench decertifications, firmware enforced locks, etc. Useful. For entertainment and novelty purposes only. Not for use in any jurisdication where remote interlinking is disallowed or discouraged. Penalties may be substantial. Contact @MFGRedBox on Signal, Oniongram, Etcetera Ch 909 SSB 42A. MB35307

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LIGHTLY USED IGLOO FOLLOW COOLER. Used in urban areas only, never on any online or offline highway. Carries light grocery loads. Delightful disposition, great company for a lonely senior. Recently firmware upgraded and serviced. Years of life remaining. Contact Ref 0x38EA92 @ kylesmarts.eth, Ch 118.4 MB35309

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CARaoke Machine. Turn any shared ride into a portable karaoke booth with this pocket-sized machine. Plugs straight into the UAVAC and offers up a catalogue of classic and classic-generative would-have-beens from the naughts, tens, and tewnties. VIntage style microphones hide AptX 3 high fidelity interlinks. Compatible with most interactive windshields from most makes and model AVs. Optional live feed accessories. Contact through Etcetera Telegram or SSB 408.3Mhz. MB32419

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TICKETS FOR CONCERTS. Some IRL some AR. Contact @ConcertDAO09 most nozzles, most interlinks. No agentics. No sims. MB4592E

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DO YOU SUSPECT A BUSTED AGENTIC? Inflow or system prompt need another refactoring? Carl & Companions have restored and refurbished 100s of thousands of cyclical systemic in-home intelligences with nearly 82% success rate. Whether kitchen, bath, laundry, exterior, security, HVAC, entertainment consoles — even kids' toys — make Carl & Co your first reset call. Available remote or on-site. 24/7 service direct to your endpoint or block. Contact @PromptPlumber all interlinks, all nets, or Ch 909 SSB 42A. EB32009

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HELP WANTED: Looking for a few good riggers to help with a project. Must have experience with model refactoring and be able to work in a variety of metaverses. Contact @RiggingRandy on Etcetera, Telegram or SSB 408.3Mhz. MB32419 GBAI

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FOR SALE: 3D printed models of your favorite entertainment properties. Contact @3DPrintedProps on Etcetera, Telegram or SSB 408.3Mhz. MB32419

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FOR SALE: Lots of Languid Language Models. 100s available. Some EC-compliant. Some not. Very small footprint and low power consumption for large token ingress/egress. Not all are working. Useful for diagnostics, study, education, etctera. Contact @ChuckChat8910 on Etcetera, Telegram or SSB 408.3Mhz or stop by Stall MB19E4A at the Cryptovoxels Sunday Swap Meet.

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MODEL REFACTORING: Semi-retiried model maker with lots of experience. I helped build some of the greats before the equilibrium consensus. Mostly working from home now. Small models are my specialty the ones that get overlooked. Home entertainment systems. Closet organizers. Domestic calendaring and intrafamilial decision support agentics. Vehicle tuning. Pretty much anything small scale. No agentics. Contact Tony offlink at 0x3e4 or 0xf892 on Etcetera. MB00329

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CUSTOM DIGITWINS: One-off and custom. Short runs also. Entertainment purposes are my specialty. Great for gags, pranks, suprise parties. Quick turn around. We also have a library of pre-made digitwins for sale. Bobby Vinton, Frankie Avalon, Tony Orlando, Lucille Ball, and more. Contact @DigitwinDude on Etcetera, Telegram or SSB 408.3Mhz. MB32419

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PERFORMANCE: TOP TRIBUTE BAND ENTERTAINMENT DIGITWINS FOR EVENTS. “Beatallica”, “Portugal. Another Man”, “Zed's Leppelin”, “Radio Bed”, “Amy's Housewine”, lots more available for parties, weddings, corporate events. Contact @TributeTwin on Etcetera, Telegram or SSB 408.3Mhz. MB32419

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LOST! Model 4040 Aibo, serial number 1290-09E7-4F3A-1B2C. Last seen in the vicinity of the 3rd Street Dog Park. Responds to the name 'Pandora'. If found, please do not chase just make contact interlink direct and signal 0xf84902ea5eb9 is looking for it, or provide location coordinates and pin on EtceteraNet via SSB 437.2Mhz. Also we're around most days after 3rd shift. Reward offered. Treasured family CI we've had for 2 generations and lots of interlinked memories with no back up together. Please help us find her.

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Mary E. Barbour Cognitive and Behavioral Health Retreat provides discreet and confidential treatment for individuals experiencing symptoms of ADS. Our team of ESIs, CIs, and human and non-human expert intelligence therapeutics specialize in cognitive retraining, decision-making therapy, and personal autonomy restoration. Contact us today to schedule a consultation and take the first step towards regaining your cognitive independence.

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FOR SALE: Lightly Used Vintage Molmo and other Small/Lazy Language Models – Compact, high-performance multimodal AI perfect for small businesses, startups, or hobbyists. Handles text, small images/photo albums, receipts, work notes, repair manuals, redocumentation, weather prediction, smallish farm equipment swarms, data rention, work team allocations, entanglement provisioning, food prep, resource planning, calendaring for small groups. Very energy efficient. Open-source, customizable, trained on verified & premium data, and runs on low-power devices — no spendy GPUs needed. Lightly used for chatbots and image tagging, includes access credentials and fine-tuning scripts. Great for those who want Big Model power without Big Tech baggage.

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AUCTION: Heirloom Oraculators. Auctions and appraisals every Sunday. Many with provenance. Contain remarkable embeddings and conversational histories. Each one is quite unique with quite diverse personal libraries, general interest topics, news subscriptions, occult references, almanacs, some encyclopedias, and a few with a bit of the old web. A few are pre-EC and have some interesting perspectives on the world. Contact @OraculatorAuctioneer on Etcetera, Telegram or SSB 408.3Mhz. MB32419

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HELP WANTED: We are looking for a fractional home child monitor/babysitter. Must have experience with child care and be able to work in-home, evenings, as well as operate comfortably within Cryptovoxels, Decentraland. Etcetera, Telegram or SSB 408.3Mhz. MB32419

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FOR SALE: Self-creating memes. Useful for aspirational brands looking to engage with new markets, or not-yet brands that are looking to establish their sense of purpose and reason for being. Must be used with care and attention to the context in which they are deployed. Use only as directed and with an EC-compliant Turing Clamp. Fact-based memes require assembly with any working Hallucination Hobbler. Contact @MemeMaker on Etcetera, Telegram or SSB 408.3Mhz. MB32419

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FOR SALE: HALIBURTON, NORTHRUP, RAYTHEON, DEEPMIND, NVIDIA. Surplus Hallucination Hobblers. Pre-EC units, some are well-used and may be best for parts. Others are exquisite vintage with collectible status. These were the near field units that modulated flow states before the built-in hobblers were mandated. Rosecrans-Baldwin is the Northern America distributor best known for square deals on vintage/surplus intelligent machine accessories, main processing units, plantelligent interfaces, and other intelligent machine accessories. Contact @RosecransBaldwin on Etcetera or through our netnozzle sideband interface at 512.7Mhz. MB08240

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LOT OF TALK-TO-SHOW TELEVISIONS: Samsung, RCA, Sony, LG, Panasonic, Toshiba, Philips, Sharp, Vizio, Hitachi, JVC, Sanyo, Magnavox, Westinghouse, Insignia, Hisense, TCL, Element, Seiki, Sansui, Proscan, Funai, Haier, Olevia, Emerson, Dynex, Quasar, Curtis, Coby, Polaroid, Sylvania, ViewSonic, NEC, Mitsubishi, Pioneer, Akai, Advent, Apex, Audiovox, BenQ, Daewoo, Dell, Envision, Fujitsu, Gateway, HP, IBM, InFocus, KDS, Lenovo, Mitsubishi, Optoma, Planar, Sceptre, Zenith, and more. All are intelligent. All are talkies. Most models are non-EC compliant and surplus but most still work or have functional intelligences that can still boot up. Useful for parts, creating talk-to-show toys, interactive displays, etcetera. Full logic engines. Many tested will still create full episodes via talking descriptions, or short-shorts. Multilingual recognition. Over 18 only. Good hobby project. Contact @TalkingTVs on Graynet or Etcetera. MB30286

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AUTHENTIC DATA SETS: Tons of authentic, non-synth, original and artisinal data sets available. Observational data, archival images/films, interviews with various authorities, personnages, families. Newsreels and old grammar school text books/storybooks. Lots of ephemera from pre-EC paper libraries. Boxes of celluloid slides. Hard drives, floppy disks, 3.5” discs, USB keys, tape drives, Jaz & Zip disks. Bulk purchases only. Priced by the pound. Contact @HaulingHarrySurplusData on Etetera. Serious inquiries only. Bring your own trailer. No browsing! SSB 512.7Mhz. Contact only after 2nd shift we are very busy otherwise. MB3241

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CLASSIFIED: Lease high-end digital twins. High intellect, capability, appeal, charisma, hard working, and more. Lease to own. Guaranteed interlinked models with high-k factor capabilities. Brand names you know and trust. No gray market. With papers. The future is now. The future is here. The future is you.

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The lease-to-own opportunities for digital twins has become a boon for model makers and digital twin manufacturing bureaus. It's become easier than ever to have a the performance and capabilities of a Bosch or a Nakamichi digitwin without the high upfront costs. But this has introduced new challenges within for the value creation networks. Now that nearly anyone can have peak performance within EC guidelines, capability metrics have approached a plateu and distinguishing the capabilities across a pool of fractional value creators is harder than ever. Elysia Beckett, a specialist and fractional consultant to the companion intelligence recommissioning sector considers this a real problem for maintaining a healthy competitive value creation network. 'It's like the old days of the ‘job’ market when everyone had the ability to use some of the pre-EC LLMs to write LinkedIn posts that could draw attention to them, and then everyone did and everyone appeared to have the same skills. You couldn't make distinctions, and neither could the models we used to verify and assist in hiring. Now it's the same with the digital twins. They all have the same capabilities, and it's hard to distinguish them. It's like everyone has a top-end BMW, but they're all the same model, and they're all leased.' Beckett and others are working on a new set of metrics — and returning to F2F interviews to get a sense of the 'personality' of the digital twins — as well as their interlocutor. Riggers are in high demand, finding opportunities both in the on-chain capable models, as well as metaverse and underverse units. ‘If you have any experience with model-making for performant agentics or similar value creation skills, you can transfer to this kind of operation pretty seamlessly,’ said Max Henry, a learnucator at Applied Sensemaking, a consultancy that specializes in the recommissioning of companion intelligences. ‘It used to be not an especially remunerative activity, but now it's a high demand, high value skillset.’ Some feel this is a bubble, while others find the proliferation of digital twins throughout the value creation network, metaverses, underverses and other environments is making the contexts bland and same-same. Is it a glut? Or are we living in a golden age of digital twin recommissioning? Ask your questions, share your and your CIs thoughts over on Rebalance404.

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