Kohler 8080
The Bold Moves of Kohler
Published On: 7/4/24, 17:51
Author: Julian Bleecker
Contributor: Julian Bleecker
Kohler 8080
The Bold Moves of Kohler
When AI is everywhere, why wouldn't it be in your toilet tapping in to the optimized biological human and human potential through monitoring and managing sort of vibe.
The Most Understated and Sophisticated Kohler Yet.
Kohler Mark II Powered By Hometelligence™
Welcome to Kohler's Mark II, the latest in our line of clever commodes, now robustly powered by secure, private, discreet and ad-free integrated material assay and processing.
The Mark II integrates with our Hometelligence™ suite of bath, bed, kitchen, closet, recycling, gardening, garage, solar, energy and network utility systems meaning that your life is now in good hands.
Real time anticipatory analysis of your current and anticipated biologicals provides a full week's cycle of recommended and prepared meals and sleep patterning.
With the Kohler AirReflow home subscription-based HVAC system, the management and reflow of aerated supplements is now entirely handled by your home's cloud-based AI.
This is now your New Daily Destiny.
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