Published On: Thursday, July 4, 2024 at 17:51:00 PDT
Updated On: Wednesday, August 14, 2024 at 08:38:55 PDT
Author: Julian Bleecker
Contributor: Julian Bleecker
The Bold Moves of Kohler
The Most Understated and Sophisticated Kohler Yet.
Kohler Mark II Powered By Hometelligence™
Welcome to Kohler's Mark II, the latest in our line of clever commodes, now robustly powered by secure, private, discreet and ad-free integrated material assay and processing.
The Mark II integrates with our Hometelligence™ suite of bath, bed, kitchen, closet, recycling, gardening, garage, solar, energy and network utility systems meaning that your life is now in good hands.
Real time anticipatory analysis of your current and anticipated biologicals provides a full week's cycle of recommended and prepared meals and sleep patterning.
With the Kohler AirReflow home subscription-based HVAC system, the management and reflow of aerated supplements is now entirely handled by your home's cloud-based AI.
This is now your New Daily Destiny.
When AI is everywhere, why wouldn't it be in your toilet tapping in to the optimized biological human and human potential through monitoring and managing sort of vibe.
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