Mind Freshener / Brain Freshener

Mind Freshener / Brain Freshener

Published On: 8/7/24, 17:08

Author: Julian Bleecker

Contributor: Julian Bleecker

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Mind Freshener / Brain Freshener

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A device, perhaps in the 'weight loss' or 'juicero' category of contrivance that helps reinvigorate your imagination after AI has now taken over doing the stuff you don't like doing in the spirit of AI being like the microwave of cooking, that is, we side with convenience to the degree that we've forgotten something essential and existentially vital: our own ability to hallucinate possibility and make sense of non-sense. AI in this world has become the great sense-maker, and now the ability to sense-make is lost.
cf A Microwave for the Mind

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Finding a job can be hard. That's why I invented Mind Freshener

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Hi. I'm Ari Birnbaum from Birnbaum Brainwaves & Associates. You know us from our #1 selling mindfulness product, Ear Freshener.

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Well, now our scientists, engineers, and mindfit experts have something new for you.

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If you're like me you've noticed that it's not enough to know how to prompt engineer. You know it's not enough to manage work flow. With today's tough job market, we need more outside the box thinking. We need to get back to what makes humans, well...human.

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That's why I invented Ear Freshener, the revolutionary new way to exercise your mind and bring back that ability to think independently and expansively the way we used to.

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Look. Machine intelligence is great. It's convenient. It's efficient.

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Machine intelligence is like the revolution in kitchen convenience the microwave introduced.

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But now it's time to learn how to cook from the soul again. And by 'cook', I mean thinkin independently.

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We used to tease the machine for hallucinating crazy things but did you know that 'hallucination' is the imagination dreaming up entirely new worlds. Unexpected, unanticipated, beautiful worlds. Our ability to do these things is our evolutionary advantage. The more we rely on the machine to do the hard, boring things, the more we lose our unique human ability to imagine. It's as if we all decided to just eat microwave food forever, rather than explore the wonders of the mind. Don't let your mind become flabby. Get on the Ear Freshener program.

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Ear Freshener is like pilates..for the brain.

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