Faraday's Pub was on the verge of closing down when the owner's nephew Edgar, had an idea: why not turn it into an old fashioned bar and grill with a twist — a joint where people actually meet other people without the aid of their digital twins or the latest in-earpod from Heathkit or Fairchild Facsimile assessing and analyizing what their would-be date is saying.

Skeptical, but with nothing to lose, the owner, who goes by 'Pinky' (this reporter could not determine if Pinky was a Faraday — or even who or what was the neighborhood pub's namesake), decided to give it a shot.

“We were two weeks away from completely shutting down. I was basically done. I had tickets for Cabo, that's how done. There was nothing to lose,” said Pinky. “I thought, what the hell, let’s give it a shot..I told Edgar, ‘sure why not?’”

Edgar got some friends together and started spreading the word. They found a friend from high school who worked as a data decommissioning technician and had experience radio proofing spaces. She came in and did a quick job of turning the space into a homebrew, well — Faraday cage.

“No signals in. No signals out. No WiFi. No cell service. No S-band emanations. No PrompNet. No Bluetooth. No nothing,” said licensed data decommissioner Alana Hall. “You'd be surprised how many people need a room or even their entire apartment Faraday'd. We get these kinds of jobs all the time.”

Now the newly renamed Faraday's Cage: A Bar & Grill is the new hot spot, with a heaving crowd outside waiting to get in.

“This place is great,” said one patron who calls her socialself Palmer. “I can actually talk to people without worrying about my digital twin or some algorithm trying to figure out if I’m a good match for someone. It’s refreshing, and I love having conversations or even not saying anything, like pausing to think and stuff about what someone said or what I want to say? Kind of thing?”

Now other bars are picking up on the trend of “Faraday Bars”, but not everyone is happy. Some municipalities are contending with governance policies on Intelligence Accessibility regulations, Right to Access rules, and Fair Interoperability laws, most of which require universal access ubiquitously to at least baseline intelligences. Once so-called ‘dead zones’ for both wireless connectivity and effervescent intelligences were eliminated the notion of not having access became anathema to everyday life. Now off-griders, as they are called, can only find refuge in legally tenuous areas that are routinely shutdown and evacuated to adhere to municipal codes.

While these laws are meant to protect the rights of individuals, they can also create legal challenges for businesses that want to create a more private and intimate atmosphere.

“We’re not trying to be a digital detox center or anti-AI or anything,” said Edgar. “And I would definitely say that we are not like the punk communities in Yakama or down below the 34th parallel or anything. We use machines and definitely intelligent ones too for lots of things, like managing our ordering and doing on-chain tactics stuff. So we'll see what the city says. In the meantime, when it comes to what happens in the joint? Here, human people actually pick what plays on the jukebox. I just thought human people wanted a joint where they can come together and enjoy each other's company, a juicy steak or chops and a beer pulled by a barkeep without the interference of technology. I think this is the start of a real thing so we may need to just change the city regulations here.”

Faraday's Cage: Bar & Grill is open seven days a week from when they open until when they close. Reservations are not accepted except for private events.

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